Swamp Thang

The Internet is fabricating creatures now, right?  I’m almost 30. I’ve done some travelling, been to some aquariums, zoos, natural history museums.  I’ve seen the BBC’s “Planet Earth” MANY times.  

And yet I’ve never seen this adorable ragamuffin, who apparently eats and poops like the rest of us (if he exists at all).  

If he’s real, who does David Attenborough think he is, keeping this little guy all to himself? Did you think we would never discover him, David? Or has Photoshop become sentient?

wellthatsadorable:

thedailywhat:

Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: A rare gingery-brown seal pup, spotted by photographer Anatoly Strakhov on Russia’s Tyuleniy Island, was reportedly abandoned by its herd, and left to fend for itself.

“He was not playing with other baby seals he just was hiding and waiting for his mother to come and feed him,” Strakhov is quoted as saying.

Happily, Strakhov reports that staff from a local dolphinarium have adopted the seal. One less lonely pup.

[dailymail / notposh.]

My heart just FELL OUT OF MY FUCKING BODY. Love love love love. Now excuse me, I have a dolphinarium to send my resume to.